What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Which is more effective for joint pain relief: a red LED light or an infrared heat lamp? Is there a noticeable difference in the speed of pain relief between the two?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

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Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Apple still has some unannounced iOS 26 features in the pipeline: report - 9to5Mac

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

No go.

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Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Did Meghan Markle Use Her College boyfriend For Star Power?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

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They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Still no good.

How has your life changed for the past 10 years? Can you share your #10year challenge? Is your life better, worse, or still hopeful?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

When do you feel most peaceful ever?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

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Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

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